50+ Happy New Year Funny Wishes, Quotes and Massages 2021

Here are some of the Best Happy New Year Funny Wishes, Quotes and Massages 2021 we could find to remind us just how much we have to be thankful for.

Happy New Year Funny Wishes, Quotes and Massages

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2021, partner!

No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyway.

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.

I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year!

May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average…which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

What’s your plan for the 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browser in the year 2020

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

May the New Year bring you the courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall!

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it. Happy New Year!!

Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Salman Khan Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachchan & Me. All The Stars Wish U A Very Happy New Year.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except for colder

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

Let’s not spend New Year’s Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year’s Eve

Happy New Year Quotes

Have a carefree New Year’s Eve and a hangover-free New Year’s Day.

Happy New Year! Don’t forget to make some resolutions you’ll never keep and put up a new wall calendar you’ll never look at.

Out with the old, in with the new! May the year 2021 bring delightful surprises and good luck for you!

It’s a new year already? I was just getting used to the old one!

Have fun breaking your New Year’s resolutions.

I pray that you’ll embrace 2021 with great courage and unshaken faith. May you achieve your heart’s desires and may your journey be wonderful. Happy New Year!

We’ll either tackle our dreams or end up in a wreck – either way, let’s meet the new year head on.

Embrace the new year with a great perspective in life. Wishing your year 2021 to be fully loaded with happiness and contentment.

As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and 2021 bring success and happiness for you.

I wish that your 2021 would be filled with the promise of a euphoric tomorrow. Stay blessed and have a happy New Year!

Wishing your 2021 with the most abundant blessings and life’s prosperity to you and your family. Happy New Year!

I wish tremendous joy and good health for you and your family. In 2021, may you all have an amazing year ahead!

May 2021 be your year of success and triumph in love, money, and happiness. Your time is now!

As 2021 approaches us with hopes anew, here is to wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead.

May the year 2021 bring a fresh start, new aspirations, and inspiring successes. Walk with grace and achieve greater heights!